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?Welcome to AFV’s Weekly Funny, I am Brad Gage, your love guru. By saying that, I assure
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that this episode is not at all associated with the Mike Myers film “The Love Guru”.
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I don’t even have a funny quote for you because I did not see it. I know you wouldn’t
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think AFV had advice in this department, but over the years, we’ve learned a thing or
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two about what can go wrong. Yeah, that’s dating tip number one don’t
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try to impress women with your dance abilities. The odds are against you.
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Rule number two. On Valentine’s Day, you don’t want to go overboard.
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It’s okay to practice kissing, just don’t get too attached to your new lawn jockey boyfriend.
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He doesn’t have any money anyways. Hey, just because you bring a girl flowers
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and chocolates doesn’t mean you can start running the bases.
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Same goes to you girls. No means no okay? Rule number six never reveal how much of a
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momma’s boy you are, especially on an incriminating video tape.
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Something like that could make for a lot of quiet journaling nights instead of having
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actual girlfriends in high school. Confidence is key. And you can never start
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too early.?(628690 Baby boy pulls out girl’s pacifier and kisses her)
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This final video provides two dating tips- women don’t like being picked up, and dreadlocks
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don’t look good on most people, which probably includes you.
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In honor of Valentine’s Day this week, I thought I’d show you a little love.
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Upload your funny videos to AFV.com now to enter our sweepstakes for a chance to win
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a magical Disney vacation. When you think about it...pretty good deal.
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If you like me, hit the like button, comment and subscribe to the AFV YouTube page. I think
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I’m worth it. At least this next clip is. It’s a guy who gets a little bit grabby
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hands with grandma, and won $10,000 because of it.
Related dating video advices and tips:
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Dating Game (1973)
5 tips for a PERFECT first date
Dating Tips from AFHV
First Date - What To (Not) Do
Date Jokes: Amy Snowden